“Forgive your enemies–if you can’t get back at them any other way.”
—Franklin P. Jones

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There’s no use in being a damn fool about it.”
—W.C. Fields

“It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.”
—Franklin P. Jones

“The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.”
—”Smile” Zingers

“A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.”
—Unknown

“A smart person knows all the rules so he can break them wisely.”
—Lubna Azmi

“I’m strong, I’m tough, I still wear my eyeliner.”
—Lisa Leslie

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