Two atoms are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Wait, wait, we have to go back. I’ve lost an electron somewhere.” The second atom says, “Really? Are you sure?”To which the first atom replies, “Yes. I’m positive.” ……………………………….. New engineer: “How do you estimate how long a project will take?” Seasoned [...]

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ´crocodile?´ [...]

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