Two atoms are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Wait, wait, we have to go back. I’ve lost an electron somewhere.” The second atom says, “Really? Are you sure?”To which the first atom replies, “Yes. I’m positive.”
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New engineer: “How do you estimate how long a project will take?” Seasoned engineer: “I [...]

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your [...]

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