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		<title>Presidency from Roosevelt to Bushes</title>
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Roosevelt&#8217;s was The New Deal;
Kennedy&#8217;s was Camelot.
Johnson&#8217;s was The Great Society;
Reagan&#8217;s was simply &#8220;The Reagan Years.&#8221;
Political buffs have reached some agreement on the appropriate name for  the Clinton presidency:
&#8220;Sex between the Bushes.&#8221;
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		<title>Грустный рассказ (Morning joke)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:04:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[В московской компании образованная дама рассказывает:
- Ну и вернулся он из армии, а его девушка вышла за другого. Он, чтобы изменнице отомстить, закрутил роман с деревенской, та от него забеременела. Бывшая невеста тут же проявила интерес &#8211; и стала изменять мужу с ним. Брошенная девица пришла к его матери жаловаться, а та ни то, ни [...]


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		<title>At  the bar (En &#8211; Ru)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A well-dressed gentleman entered an upscale restaurant in the East End of Manhattan, and took a seat at the bar.
The bartender came over and asked &#8220;What can I get you to drink, sir&#8221;?
The gentleman responded, &#8220;Nothing, thank you. I tried alcohol once, didn&#8217;t like it, and never tried it again&#8221;.
The bartender was a bit perplexed, [...]


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		<title>Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods</title>
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Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods












Stevie Wonder    and Tiger Woods  are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and
says,
&#8220;How&#8217;s the singing career going?&#8221;
Stevie Wonder replies, &#8220;Not too bad. How&#8217;s the golf?&#8221;
Woods replies, &#8220;Not too bad, I&#8217;ve had some problems with my swing, but I
think I&#8217;ve got that going right now.&#8221;
Stevie says, &#8220;I [...]


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