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Presidency from Roosevelt to Bushes

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Roosevelt’s was The New Deal;
Kennedy’s was Camelot.
Johnson’s was The Great Society;
Reagan’s was simply “The Reagan Years.”
Political buffs have reached some agreement on the appropriate name for the Clinton presidency:
“Sex between the Bushes.”
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Грустный рассказ (Morning joke)

В московской компании образованная дама рассказывает:
- Ну и вернулся он из армии, а его девушка вышла за другого. Он, чтобы изменнице отомстить, закрутил роман с деревенской, та от него забеременела. Бывшая невеста тут же проявила интерес – и стала изменять мужу с ним. Брошенная девица пришла к его матери жаловаться, а та ни то, ни [...]

At the bar (En – Ru)

A well-dressed gentleman entered an upscale restaurant in the East End of Manhattan, and took a seat at the bar.
The bartender came over and asked “What can I get you to drink, sir”?
The gentleman responded, “Nothing, thank you. I tried alcohol once, didn’t like it, and never tried it again”.
The bartender was a bit perplexed, [...]

Equal Job Opportunity (En-Ru)

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying:
“HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.”
A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He [...]

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and
says,
“How’s the singing career going?”
Stevie Wonder replies, “Not too bad. How’s the golf?”
Woods replies, “Not too bad, I’ve had some problems with my swing, but I
think I’ve got that going right now.”
Stevie says, “I [...]