Very Fast!
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!” [...]

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Roosevelt’s was The New Deal;
Kennedy’s was Camelot.
Johnson’s was The Great Society;
Reagan’s was simply “The Reagan Years.”
Political buffs have reached some agreement on the appropriate name for the Clinton presidency:
“Sex between the Bushes.”
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Tiger Woods stopped at the remote gas station. Old man rushed to fill his tank.
When Tiger approached him two tees dropped from his pocket.
“What is that?” – old man demanded.
“Those are the tees. I placed my balls on them when I drive”.
“Wow! They at Mercedes think of everything!”

В московской компании образованная дама рассказывает:
- Ну и вернулся он из армии, а его девушка вышла за другого. Он, чтобы изменнице отомстить, закрутил роман с деревенской, та от него забеременела. Бывшая невеста тут же проявила интерес – и стала изменять мужу с ним. Брошенная девица пришла к его матери жаловаться, а та ни то, ни [...]

A well-dressed gentleman entered an upscale restaurant in the East End of Manhattan, and took a seat at the bar.
The bartender came over and asked “What can I get you to drink, sir”?
The gentleman responded, “Nothing, thank you. I tried alcohol once, didn’t like it, and never tried it again”.
The bartender was a bit perplexed, [...]