Very Fast! There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in [...]

///////////// //////////////////// //////////////// Roosevelt’s was The New Deal; Kennedy’s was Camelot. Johnson’s was The Great Society; Reagan’s was simply “The Reagan Years.” Political buffs have reached some agreement on the appropriate name for the Clinton presidency: “Sex between the Bushes.” …………………… ……………………….. ………………………..

Tiger Woods stopped at the remote gas station. Old man rushed to fill his tank. When Tiger approached him two tees dropped from his pocket. “What is that?” – old man demanded. “Those are the tees. I placed my balls on them when I drive”. “Wow! They at Mercedes think of everything!”

В московской компании образованная дама рассказывает: – Ну и вернулся он из армии, а его девушка вышла за другого. Он, чтобы изменнице отомстить, закрутил роман с деревенской, та от него забеременела. Бывшая невеста тут же проявила интерес – и стала изменять мужу с ним. Брошенная девица пришла к его матери жаловаться, а та ни то, [...]

A well-dressed gentleman entered an upscale restaurant in the East End of Manhattan, and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came over and asked “What can I get you to drink, sir”? The gentleman responded, “Nothing, thank you. I tried alcohol once, didn’t like it, and never tried it again”. The bartender was [...]